Sunday, January 29, 2012

On Camping …

The Champagne Chevy was the perfect vehicle for our journey.


To Roadtrek, the manufacturer of our esteemed vehicle, I tip my hat. This van is clever, well-outfitted, rugged, comfortable, fun to drive and a pleasure to live in. They thought of everything! Auggie and I had so much fun in it.
 

Yes, there were sometimes things that I wished were full-sized and that I missed from our real home, but for journeys to the next state or to the other side of the country, this is an awesome vehicle.

There is a marvelous community on the road of fellow “Trekkies,” many of whom we met along the way. When you pass another Trekkie on the road, you wave; they are family. When you see a Roadtrek pulled off to the side of the road, you stop to make sure they are OK.

Auggie and I met many cool people in their Roadtreks – we wish them all happy trails and hope to see them again in our travels or in theirs.

My education this summer on the world of camping was deep. I had only ever camped before in a tent, and at that, fewer than five times. (That's called "car camping.") This camping business was a leap of faith for me.

But campsites were full of interesting people. And interesting camping vehicles - they come in all shapes and sizes. Here are a few: 







Campers have pop-ups and slide-outs and doors. They are trailers with no engines that need to be towed, vans like mine with the car and RV all blended into one, and there are some that are the size of Greyhound buses that are massive and truly luxurious. There's a camper for someone who is fuel-economy focused, and campers for others who don't care how much fuel they burn.

(The Champagne Chevy averaged between 13.5-15.5 MPG. It was not my most fuel-efficient summer.)

And then there was the interesting phenomenon to me of the permanent site on a seasonal campground. See this photo below - it looks like a row of long, full-sized trailers with houses built around them. I never ran into anybody from one of these who could tell me whether there still was a camper under all that siding and porch, or whether it was just a long, skinny house that summer renters had built on the campground. If anyone out there knows, I'm still curious and would love more info.


And then, there were the actual campgrounds. Campgrounds are as varied as the people who run them. Some are wooded, some are in full sun. Some were in state parks, some in national parks, some in what looked like someone's backyard. There were these as beautiful, green and wooded as Big Pine Campground in Custer (the Black Hills), South Dakota ...


... as magnificent as Banff ...


... and the Hoh rainforest in Olympic National Park ...


... and Humbug State Park in southern Oregon ...


... and Big Sur State Park in California ...


... and Ruby's Inn at Bryce Canyon National Park.


And then there were some as dreadful as this one in Hill City, Kansas, where we were the only camper there on some god-forsaken plot of land, surrounded by dilapidated trailers/mobile homes inhabited by grumpy, nasty people.


It really runs the gamut, and you have to do your research to make sure you don't end up someplace dumpy.

Some campsites are full-service, and you have access to electricity, water, sewer and even cable-TV hookups. Mostly, Auggie and I looked for electric. Often that was coupled with water, so we had the essentials of what we needed.

There were many state parks where there was only a plot of land - some paved, some not paved - where there were no hook-ups. (That's called dry camping.) You use your batteries or your generator for electricity, and you use your water tanks for water. Dry campsites usually cost $10 or $15 (in California - an expensive state - they cost $35! Scandalous.) I didn't use the sewer that much and didn't require an always-on hook-up for that. Instead, I would wait for my gray (wastewater like sink and shower) and black (sewage) tanks to fill and then empty them at the dumping station on the campgrounds every couple of days. There was little smell thanks to chemicals in the black water tank that you add to break down sewage, so the system works very well.

And I didn't use the toilet in the van that much. Mostly only for quick pee breaks in the middle of the night, and to mitigate those, you learn not to drink too much water before bedtime. As far as showers were concerned, I only used the shower in the Champagne Chevy once. It was just easier to use the fully functioning showers and toilets on the campgrounds. (Though it sure was nice to finally get home and shower without my flip flops on. J)


The most fun we had on a campsite was probably at Indigo Bluffs, near Sleeping Bear Dunes in Michigan. The campground was wooded and well-maintained, the sites were private but you still felt like there was some connection to your fellow campers. When Auggie and I were taking our evening walk that night, we came upon a Class A RV (Greyhound-bus size) that had a large crowd gathered around it. This group of campers had brought with them a karaoke machine and had set up 30 or so chairs to make the audience comfortable. Their site was hopping! People were singing, laughing, having a great time. As we walked past, three teenage boys were making silly fools of themselves singing along to the Spice Girls. It was awesome.

We were very sorry that we only stayed one night there!

And that's where we had our first toasted marshmallows of the trip, which also made it a memorable stay.

So now here's a word or two to camping food.

I love toasted marshmallows, so I'll start out with them. Once I finally got the hang of the campfire, I was happy to build one every now and then to bring Auggie and me warmth, the crisp crackle of campfire wood and, of course, the orange, fiery and relaxing glow of those flickering flames on your face.


I don't like my marshmallows charred, like this one.


Instead, I like them golden brown, toasted underneath in the steady heat of the orange embers at the bottom of the fire. They take longer to toast that way, but the slow, steady toast makes for a delightfully warm and gooey marshmallow all the way through. 


I also discovered that my favorite "Lu" brand cookies called "Petit Ecoliers" - butter cookies topped with dark chocolate - make the perfect base for a less-messy campground smore. Wow - when I built my campfire and started off with those, it was hard to stop me. There was many a night of a wild marshmallow sugar buzz!


The Roadtrek's two-burner propane stove was actually pretty capable. Coupled with the mini-fridge and the microwave to warm up leftovers, I was able to create some yummy meals from our mobile kitchen.

 




Sure, at home I enjoy my full-sized oven, my toaster oven and all my pots and pans. But Auggie and I ate very well on our journey. And, of course, for me, a glass of wine and some chocolate for dessert makes any meal a good one.


Some of the bigger RVs do have full-sized ovens and all the luxuries of home. In our humble little Roadtrek, though, Auggie and I did just fine. We didn't cook any weenies over an open fire or roast any potatoes in foil in the campfire, either. I'm sure many people have a fun time doing that. It just didn't fit my diet.

Will I camp again? Absolutely. I loved it!

Will I camp again in an RV? That's a good question, and one I don't yet have an answer to. There certainly are cheaper ways to camp than in an RV. Tent camping on a mild summer or autumn night is about as good as it gets, especially when you add the crackle of the campfire - and the marshmallows - to make the camping venture complete.

All in all, I think camping rocks. I'm certain the 2011 Adventures in the Champagne Chevy will not be our last. I will go to REI and look for a tent and some other camping essentials to get myself prepared.

But what a great adventure we had, camping across North America. We hope to get out again soon!



Home!


Tuesday, October 25

Even though I hadn’t slept well during the night, it wasn’t so hard to wake up. This wild mix of emotions was still dominated by the excitement of getting home. This was our day to get there.

Auggie and I took our morning walk, had our breakfast, packed up the van one last time and got rolling. Woo hoo.

We actually left Route 70 for a while – we would pick it back up later in the day. We headed south on Interstate 79 to Morgantown, WV. This was another little corner of West Virginia on our route, but again, we didn’t stay there very long. In Morgantown, we picked up Route 68 and headed east. After about 30 miles, we finally did it – we crossed into Maryland!

We were in the western panhandle of Maryland. There are lots of hills out that way. I say “hills” when before I might have said “mountains.” But based on the mountains we had seen on this trip, these just didn’t come anywhere close. We went up a hill, down a hill and then back up another. The elevation signs said 2,000 feet. 1,800 feet. Pshaw – we’ve seen higher than that!!! 

We drove past signs for Deep Creek Lake – I had wanted to stay there for our final night on the road, but it would have been too far to drive. We drove through Frostburg and Cumberland and along all the Maryland State Forests that are out that way.

At some point Auggie whined that he needed to stop. We pulled off at the next rest stop and stretched our legs. But for me, Auggie just couldn’t pee fast enough. We walked along the rest stop, but I was impatient with him. How exciting could this rest stop sniffing be when home was finally just a few hours away?

[And here’s where I have to say – bless his dear little doggie heart. Our whole trip, I did my best not to drive more than 4-5 hours per day because I wanted us to relax and not be stuck in the car too long. But for the past few days, I had been a woman possessed by the road and the drive and covering miles. But how to make the poor little furry man understand that? I kept telling him we were going home. And perhaps things started to smell more like home to him, too. I was just never sure he understood. And I probably never will – dogs don’t have words.]

I was eventually able to cajole Auggie back into the van … and off we went for our final leg home.

We finally started seeing signs for Washington, DC. Ooooooh, that was so exciting.

I stopped for gas in Frederick. For the first time in three-and-a-half months, I didn’t fill up.

We merged onto 270 South. And then we finally made it to 495 – the Washington Beltway.

We got off our exit, drove the familiar couple of miles to our house and finally, after all this time and all the marvelous adventures we’d enjoyed, we turned onto Fleetwood Terrace.

I drove the Champagne Chevy round the circle to our house, pulled it up in front and put the transmission into park. The odometer read 30,058. When we left, the odometer had been at 18,209 – that’s 11,849 miles of fabulous fun Auggie and I had had on our journey.

I opened up the side door and let Auggie out. He jumped out and sniffed his yard. He looked at me and I smiled. We were home.

The tenants who had rented from me for the summer had left the house in amazingly good shape. Our dear Fleetwood Manor had been taken good care of, and it showed.

I unpacked a few things from the van. The refrigerator first, then trash and laundry, toiletries and some other small things. The rest could wait.

I got take-out from my favorite Thai restaurant and watched a movie on my real-size TV that night. But before I settled completely in, I connected with a few neighbors to say hello and ask how their summers had been. And then came the inevitable question: “How was your trip?” 

Fabulous. Amazing. Awesome.

Empowering. Liberating. Giggle-inducing. Relaxing.

I had taken more than 1,900 photos while on the road. No one wants to sit down and look at all of them, so a task for the future will be to pick the highlights to share. There were so many stories. So many adventures. So many pains in the patoot. So much beautiful nature. So many beautiful national parks. So many critters. So many fun moments with my dog. So many great visits with my friends.

Coming home was bittersweet.

The trip was over. The next phase of my life would begin. And as scared and sleepless as I was the night before at the campsite, being back home in our cute little comfy house on Fleetwood Terrace, I knew that it would all be OK. 

Drive East – Fifth Stop: South of Pittsburg, PA – Last Night on the Road


Monday, October 24

We got off at a fairly decent and early hour on Monday. We had a long day of driving ahead of us. I was like a woman possessed – I was getting close to home and just wanted to get there now.  This was going to be our last full day on the road – at the rate we were covering miles, we would get home tomorrow. Zoom.

From Terre Haute, we crossed the state of Indiana. We passed through Indianapolis and snapped a photo of Lucas Oil Stadium, the home of the Indianapolis Colts. 


We had passed through a lot of NFL cities on our ventures through the Midwest and the rest of the country. It was fun to see all the stadiums I have seen on football broadcasts – you sure do hit a lot of them along Route 70!

In all, we covered the state of Indiana’s 150 west-east miles in just shy of three hours. Then we crossed into Ohio. Zoom.

Ohio is a big state, too. But I apparently didn’t care. I was driving home. The big highlight on Route 70 in Ohio is Columbus, which comes about 100 miles after you enter the state. It was a fairly unremarkable place this time, and I mean no insult to the people of Columbus. We didn’t stop. We were driving home. We covered another 130 miles through Ohio until we got to its eastern border. Zoom.

You hit a tiny little corner of West Virginia next. Wheeling, WV, is right there, tucked into the hills and forests that arise. We passed through Wheeling and continued east. Zoom.

You’re only in West Virginia for about 30 miles, and then you hit Pennsylvania. I kept looking for Maryland license plates and had been doing so for some time as I got closer to home. But I didn’t see any – we were still the only one.

When we crossed into Pennsylvania, I cheered again. I was born and raised in Lancaster County, PA, on the other side of the state. But to be back in a state I have strong ties to made me really anxious to be home now. Zoom.

We finally pulled in to our KOA campground in Washington, PA, about 7 pm. We were just a little south of Pittsburg. It was dark when we found the campground – we took the last site they had. As the weather got colder, many campsites had closed down for the season. Since there were fewer campgrounds, each one was fuller because there still were a surprising number of people traveling in their RVs at the end of October.

In total, we covered more than 410 miles this day. Auggie was wondering if we’d ever stop.

So was I.

Part of me was tempted just to keep driving and do the final five hours it would take us to get home to Silver Spring. But I decided against it. I was tired and hungry, so was Auggie, and we both could do without insanity. We’d worked so hard this trip to rid our lives of insanity.

As Auggie and I walked around the campsite that evening, though, it finally hit me. The excitement of coming home was now being overwhelmingly overcome by the anxiety of coming back to “real life.” And as we settled in to make our final dinner on the road and spend our last night at a campsite on this marvelous trip, the tears started to fall.

I had to sit down on the floor of the Champagne Chevy several times as I was overcome by waves of tears.

This marvelous trip was always something to look forward to. It had been something that had helped encourage me to quit my job. It had been something that occupied my mind as I bought the Champagne Chevy, planned the summer and outfitted the van with supplies. I had been planning this trip for so long. And then we had been on this wonderful adventure for three-and-a-half months, visiting friends, touring the country, relaxing, reading and enjoying some amazing nature and a slower pace.

Suddenly, it was all about to be over.

I was really sad. I was already nostalgic for our life on the road. Frustrating as it may have been some times, Auggie and I had had a FANTASTIC trip. Life in the Champagne Chevy had been a heck of a lot of fun.

And I also realized that I was scared.

What would life be like when we got home? What would I do with the rest of my life? How would I start figuring out what I want to be when I grow up? What professional direction would I take? Would I be able to build a life that was not so crazy busy and focused on work? These are not easy questions, and I didn’t have any answers.

Many people had asked me what I was going to do when I got back. I mostly told them that I didn’t exactly know and that I would figure it out when I got home. I was fine with that. But suddenly, it was time to start giving those thoughts more space … and leaving the fun adventures of the Champagne Chevy in the past.

Whew.

I couldn’t sleep that night. Try as I might to relax, breathe and sleep, I couldn’t. My brain was too full of thoughts. All kinds of thoughts. I think I finally fell asleep close to 3 am with Auggie snuggled up tight for warmth and support.

Have I ever said how much I love this dog?  J

Drive East – Fifth Stop: Terre Haute, Indiana

 Sunday, October 23

With not much keeping us up late at night, we got another early start. I was pushing miles on our drive each day, so getting an early start was always good. (I didn’t ask Auggie if he was OK with that.)

It was just over 200 miles and about 3.5 hours to St. Louis, Missouri – the home of the famous arch. We would pass it directly on our way east on Route 70. We were looking forward to seeing it.


When you look up “St. Louis Arch” in your GPS, it tells you nothing. It gives you an error, and you are left to wonder what blasted name the National Park Service has given to this site.


After many searches and a lot of frustrated four-letter words from me, we finally discovered that it’s called the “Jefferson National Expansion Memorial.” We set our route and found our way, but come on, folks – no one calls it that! Apparently the National Park Service could benefit from a lesson on user-friendliness.

But the arch was very cool to see! It was a gorgeous autumn day, and Auggie and I were happy to have a nice place to stretch our legs and walk around. 


You can actually take an elevator up to the top of the Arch, but we didn't - no dogs allowed. 





We were in St. Louis just before Halloween, so we got to see a cool fountain around the grounds that was filled with orange water. 


We got to see the St. Louis “Occupy” location.


And we got to also see a few signs encouraging the St. Louis Cardinals in their quest to win the World Series.


On your way east out of St. Louis, you immediately cross the mighty Mississippi River. It was big and beautiful on that sunny day, and we crossed the MLK Bridge to head right into a new state, Illinois. Hooray – another border crossed!

Once into Illinois, we covered another 170 miles after we left St. Louis and found ourselves ready for some dinner and a campsite after 3+ hours in the Champagne Chevy.

I issued another cheer as we crossed yet another state border on our journey east, this time into Indiana – we were picking them off faster now! We found a KOA campground just off the interstate in Terre Haute, Indiana, and stayed the night. I had a very hard time getting connected to the WiFi system, so we instead spent the evening listening to the World Series and typing up a few blog entries.

After dishes were done, it was bedtime. Auggie and I snuggled up and drifted off to sleep, having covered more than 375 miles during our day. 

Drive East – Fourth Stop: Higginsville, Missouri

Saturday, October 22


We got up fairly early for us and got our day started with a quick morning walk around our remote and dilapidated campground.  We heard, and then saw, a cool owl on our walk. I’d never seen a real live owl in the wild before.

We had a quick breakfast, got the van ready to roll and then were on our way.

We stopped quickly for gas at a station that looked like no one had used it in four years, jumped back on to State Route 24 and pushed on toward …


… the World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Cawker City, Kansas.

To say that I had been waiting to see the World’s Largest Ball of Twine is probably an overstatement. But I had been talking about it since I started talking about this trip.

The ball of twine has grown in magnitude in my mind since then (ha ha), and so to finally almost be there to see one of them was truly an inspiration for the (otherwise unremarkable) day.

Here’s a quick background: If you check out Wikipedia for “World’s Largest Ball of Twine”, you will find out that there are actually FOUR largest balls of twine. Who knew?

And, you might also question how on earth there can be FOUR largest balls of twine. “Largest” means just that – the largest. The only one.

Now, I can’t purport to explain exactly how this happened or even who made the decision to allow four, but the balls of twine are described like this:

1.     Largest sisal twine ball built by one person (Darwin, Minnesota)
2.     Largest sisal twine ball built by a community (Cawker City, Kansas)
3.     Heaviest ball of twine ever built (Lake Nebagamon, Wisconsin)
4.     Largest twine ball every built (Branson, Missouri) 

Apparently, the Branson, Missouri one is certified by the Guinness Book of World Records and is owned by Ripley’s Believe it or Not.

Woo hoo.

But in the end, it’s just a big ball of twine. Sitting there. Static. Doing nothing. It’s just not that exciting.  Take a look.



OK, maybe a little exciting since they had decorated it for Halloween. But take a look around Cawker City …

 




… not much there! I think I might have to kill someone if I lived there. There doesn’t seem to be much to do in this small town in the middle-most state in our union.

N.B. – Auggie and I did follow for a short way the little “ball of twine” tour that was marked on the sidewalk. It was a sleeper.  :-( 


After that short and soul-numbing stop, we got back on the (long and barren) road.


 It was Saturday – College Football day! I had missed lots of football so far this year, so I was happy to find a game to listen to. And what a game it was to spice up our drive – the “Sunflower Showdown.” Kansas State Wildcats from Manhattan, KS v. Kansas University Jayhawks from Lawrence, KS.

I’m exaggerating when I say the game “spiced up” our drive – there really wasn’t much of a contest. Kansas State beat Kansas University by a healthy score of 59-21, just as we were pulling into Manhattan, Kansas to fill up the gas tank. (The game had been played in Lawrence, so we didn’t get stuck in game traffic. But there were several cars in Manhattan waving purple banners and tooting their horns to celebrate the win.)

Besides seeing five wild turkeys on the road and an exceptionally large amount of raccoon roadkill, there was not much else to report from the day.

I cheered again when we crossed the border between Kansas and Missouri. Not far across the border into Missouri, we found a campsite just off the interstate in Higginsville, Missouri and spent the night. We'd covered more than 325 miles that day and were ready for some food and some sleep.